Reindeer’s Fly at Night

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(Sung to the tune of Christmas Don’t be Late)

Reindeer’s, reindeer’s in the sun

Sleep for hours and have no fun

They can’t cook, nor can they bake

Lazy reindeer’s, need to wake

Santa’s sleigh is packed with toys

For all the lil’ girls and boys

Sun has set, the moon is bright

These reindeer’s fly at night

 

Santa’s sleigh is packed with toys

For all the lil’ girls and boys

Sun has set, the moon is bright

These reindeer’s fly at night

 

Sun has set, the moon is bright

These reindeer’s fly at night

– Anneberly Andrews –

 

My ‘Twas the Morning before Monday poem, was not terrible enough. 🙂  Thought I would try again. Chelsea Owens’ The Sixth Week Terrible Poetry Contest (rules below). This one was more difficult, and probably still not terrible enough. I have to work on writing “terribly”, haha.

  1. The topic is Horrible Christmas Song Lyrics. Yep -we’re going there.
    I intend to not do a contest after this, because of Christmas, so this is the last time you’ll have to hear “Sir, I want buy these shoes…”
  2. Keep the song short enough that you can write it and still spend time with family; also so that we don’t all want to wring your neck.
  3. It’s gotta rhyme. Dude, it’s a song.
  4. Remember: make it terrible. My seven-year-old will want to sing it over and over and over and over and -you get the idea. -Not that I want it to feature underpants. Please.
  5. Keep it PG-Rated. Like I said: my kid will be singing it.

Think you can do it? You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (December 21, 2018) to submit.

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